Thursday, April 19, 2012

The Search for the Infamous Haartrockner

As most of you know, I cut my long flowing hair last year wanting to do something different.  And I absolutely love my hair.  However, I cut my hair before I knew that I was moving to Germany.  So the challenge this presents is 2 things: I have to move away from the stylist who has taken care of me for years [tear :( ] and I had to decide what to take and what to chance finding in Germany.  So before I left, I went to my local inner-city beauty supply where the city-wide famous self-dubbed Black Ninja works to procure all of the items that I thought I wouldn't be able to find in Germany.  This is mayonnaise (perm), mousse, gel, wrap strips, hot oil treatment, etc... Needless to say I spent over $75 in the beauty supply.  Once of the things I left for chance is being able to find a bonnet hair dryer.  I assumed that I would be no problem finding one of these because women from all shapes, sizes, colors and backgrounds have or currently sit under one of these at least once a month.  So I knew for sure I would have no problem finding one.

My thoughts were swiftly crushed with my first trip shopping.  Luckily I got my hair done right before I left, so I had about a week to find a solution, especially since I forgot my curly hair staple - glycerin - back at home.  Since I had a workshop for work Wednesday and Thursday of my first week, I was in a race against time to find a bonnet dryer.  I needed to to do something to my head! I sought out my friend Google and eBay to see what I could find.  But since my IP address is registered in Germany, Google and eBay was not fully registering what I wanted to find so I had to look up the word in German for a blow dryer "Haartrockner" and go from there.

Both my Google and eBay search picked up some momentum.  My search results went from almost non-existent to hundreds.  True enough, the Haartrockner can be both for the hand, and also the one sitting on my head, so to narrow it down a bit, I was able to find out that a bonnet hair dryer = haartrockner haube.  I was so excited to really be able to make a correlation, and in no time I should be able to find the elusive dryer.  What I didn't anticipate was finding dryers that I didn't recognize.

The Haartrockner Haube both online and in the stores were nothing like I had ever seen before.  It looks like something out of a sci-fi movie.  I didn't know exactly what to do.  I needed to think.  It's amazing how used to certain things you get until you get somewhere and they are not there.  I definitely have taken for granted all the trips to the Black Ninja's beauty supply to just pick up a jar of gel, or flat irons, or even a blow dryer.

After some thought I just decided to go for it and I purchased the alien device.  I say to myself, "Self, with any luck this will work and I will have found something new."  And indeed, it did work!!!!!!  I was so excited.  Now I look funny wearing it, but the contraption is great.

My search for other hair care products have been a different adventure, but I'll leave that for another post.

For your viewing pleasure I have included a picture of me under my new Haartrockner Haube!!!!!






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3 comments:

  1. Too funny!

    Love you, Aunt PJLee

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  2. I don't know if I'm more upset that you posted yourself looking like Kenny off south park, or that you actually sought ninjas annoying butt for help, and shouted her out on your blog...she does not deserve such publicity. Joanna, she's Asian with a bold weave on top of her real Asian hair.... Retarded. Did she tell you her tales of going to the secret service, and being a shoo in because she's an actual ninja. Expect a care package very soon...I won't forget the glycerin. Baby you have made me so proud... Up until you mentioned Ninja,..

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